01/05/19 QUOTE MISQUOTE

01/05/19 QUOTE MISQUOTE

I quoted a short list of verses earlier. Let's see how a few look when misquoted.

WHAT GOD SAID
1 Thessalonians 5:23-24
23 And the very God of peace sanctify you wholly; and I pray God your whole spirit and soul and body be preserved blameless unto the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.
24 Faithful is he that calleth you, who also will do it.

WHAT SINNING RELIGION WISHED GOD SAID
1 WHATCHAMACALLIT 5:23-24
23 And the very God of peace will see you as pure, will call you pure, but you will still be totally depraved and wholly unholy; and there is no point in asking God to keep you blameless (since you cannot be blameless in the first place).
24 Just because God calls you to be pure and blameless does not mean He actually cares or that He can actually make it happen. Fuhgetaboutit.

WHAT GOD SAID
Matthew 5:6
6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.

WHAT SINNING RELIGION WISHED GOD SAID
St. Hoochibob 5:6
6 Blessed are those who have no desire or hunger to be holy, righteous. After all, if you are not hungry, you won't be disappointed that you will never receive fullness and satisfaction.

WHAT GOD SAID
Matthew 5:8
8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.

WHAT SINNING RELIGION WISHED GOD SAID
St. Hoochibob 5:8
8 Happy are those who realize that God does not require purity of Heart. Your going to see God, regardless of what filthiness is in your heart in this world.

Well, you get the idea.